Britney Might Be Pregnant,But Definitely Cleavagey

Britney´s daddy has done a good job of reining his bipolar daughter in on many counts, and on mostly getting rid of the scum that surrounded her prior to his arrival, but it turns out that he may have failed when it most mattered. According to Star Magazine, Adnan Ghalib has managed to knock Britney Spears up for the third time in her life.



Adnan is apparently jubilant at the news, and telling all his friends according to a Star source who said: “Britney is Adnan´s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he´ll be made for life."

I bet Sam Lutfi wishes he had thought of getting her pregnant. Then he might be toasty warm in Britney´s mansion rather than being out in the cold, under a restraining order, and possibly under investigation for drugging Britney.



Moral of the story? You´re not allowed to slip her pills, but slipping her sperm is A OK.