Thursday, February 28, 2008

Christina´s Breasts Make Another Appearance

Far be it for me to condemn a woman for getting her tits out, but I can´t help noticing and commenting on how happy Christian Aguilera seems to be with her new improved rack. Obviously that visit to the Ellen show where she teased Ellen DeGeneres and her audience with her huge breasts was a trial run. It went well for her, so now she has them out wherever she goes.

Christina´s Breasts Make Another Appearance

Note how well she pulls off the ´slutty casual´ look here. At first she just looks like any young mom, out in a baseball cap and swats. Then you realize that her top is actually undone halfway down her torso, and she´s practically swinging those breasts in the photographers´ faces.

I suppose its best that she enjoys them now, before the milk does down and she´s left with the inevitable post pregnancy sag a la Britney Spears.

Christina´s Breasts Make Another Appearance

(I guess it would also be unkind to point out that they appear to be lumpy, uneven, and blue.)

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