Halle Berry Sexiest Black/White Woman

Good news for Halle Berry, she´s been acclaimed the sexiest black woman alive by a bunch of wieners who desperately need to get their heads out of their own assholes. The producer of the travesty commented gleefully: "The women selected as our 16 sexiest black women aren´t just pretty faces. Each one of them is uniquely talented, strong-minded and self-assured. What could be sexier than that?"

Perhaps they´ve missed the fact that Halle Berry is basically just tan? If you´re going to make up a totally racist award in the first place, you should probably actually restrict it to black women, not women with Caucasian features who could have fooled Hitler by wearing a blonde wig and blue contacts.

Halle Berry was named ahead of actual hot black women like Rihanna, Eve, Tyra Banks, Michelle Obama, Naomi Campbell, and Oprah Winfrey, I guess proving that these completely racist dickheads don´t actually like black women after all.

Tara Reid Still Alive/Drunk/Cleavagey

Tara Reid hasn´t made an appearance here for a while, but in case you guys were starting to worry about her, the good news is that she is still alive and drinking.



Because Tara Reid´s biochemistry is different from that of ordinary humans, she requires several pints of alcohol per day just to keep breathing, and some scientists contend that unlike other women´s breasts, which are comprised of fatty tissues, Tara Reid´s tits actually function more like a camel´s hump, storing alcohol, and releasing it as she starts to sober up.

Sure, its sad to see a pretty girl become a raving alcoholic and destroy her life with endless partying and budget plastic surgeries, but she looks almost human in these pictures, so I guess that´s good enough for the likes of us.