Brooke Hogan Had A Nose Job

We aren’t saying Brooke Hogan had a nose job, but something is fishy in Denmark. Maybe Hulk’s little girl is just growing up, but it wouldn’t surprise us if she had some work done on the schnauz. Brooke had breast implants earlier this year as well.

Bikini Babe - Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan was spotted poolside in her bikini at a Miami hotel yesterday. While normally Brooke Hogan’s freakishly dude-like chin frightens and confuses me, she looks surprisingly do-able in these photos. Maybe it’s because her boobies are all asunder and they’ve been photographed from a safe distance. Kind of like how I’d have sex with Brooke Hogan: from 50 yards away and through the eye of a camera. While you do the math on that one, doesn’t Brooke look like a frightened manatee trying to return to sea in this shot? Someone should make a children’s movie about her. It could be like Free Willy except with more man-face.