Paris Hilton as (gasp) Marilyn Monroe

I could not stop laughing when I saw this yesterday, Paris Hilton channeled Marilyn Monroe during Monday night's launch party of her 10th fragrance, "Tease." Bursting out of a Herve Leger dress and dripping with diamonds, Hilton walked the red carpet with actor Adrien Grenier, Piers Morgan (a judge on America's Got Talent), and British actress Amanda Holden.

This is the quote that really got me going:
At the 2008 premiere of her movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie," Hilton paid a cheap homage to "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" in a strapless, pink satin dress. And lest you think we're be too judgmental, it's worth pointing out that Hilton once said, "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon." Really????

Here are the photos. What do you think?











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Andrea Nicole Baker

Paris Hilton goes from chav to prom queen as she shows off five outfits in 24 hours

Paris Hilton is nothing if not versatile.

The heiress hit the set of David Letterman yesterday looking like a polished prom queen in a stylish citrus dress.

The night before, she was spotted leaving LA airport dressed as a tracksuit-clad chav.

The 26-year-old showed off a number of other outfits while making her way around New York, taking her total costume changes to five in a mere 24 hours.

She was in the Big Apple to continue her promotional duties for her new movie The Hottie and the Nottie, which is slated for release later this year.

In the film, Paris stars as the object of affection for Nate, played by Joel Moore, who's had a crush on her since primary school.

To win her over, he must first find a boyfriend for her less attractive friend.

It's has been a hectic week for the star - on Monday she party-hopped her way across LA, stopping in at lesbian bar Falcon on Sunset Boulevard on her way around town.

Paris Hilton has really gross legs

Like everyone in the entertainment biz, when I think of Sundance and independent filmmaking, I think of Paris Hilton. It just makes sense. What you're looking at are Paris' legs as she arrives at a party in Park City, Utah while attending Sundance. I’m not even sure these things are human. What’s going on with the right knee? Is it trying to box its way out? That's probably not healthy. Anyway, to be honest, I almost didn’t notice Paris’ mutant legs of the apocalypse. You know, because of the cleverly applied glitter spray. I want to vomit but, at the same time, ooh, sparkles!

Hollywood's Sexiest Smooches

Tom Cruise kissing Katie Holmes on the red carpet - "War of the Worlds" New York City Premiere (June 2005)


Carmen Electra looks back at the audience after getting a kiss from her husband Dave Navarro as they model one-of-a-kind rock inspired attire designed by Tommy Hilfiger, Friday, April 22, 2005, in Los Angeles at the 12th Annual Race to Erase MS. This year's theme was Rock to Royalty, which inspired those attending to wear diamonds tiaras and black leather.


Paris Hilton, left, kisses Carmen Electra as Snoop Dogg looks on after Hilton presented Electra with the Best Kiss award for "Starsky & Hutch" during the 2004 MTV Movie Awards on Saturday, June 5, 2004 in Culver City, Calif.


50 Cent, right, receives a kiss from Paris Hilton at 50 Cent's album release party on Saturday, Sept. 8, 2007, at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.


Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling kiss on stage as they accept the award for best kiss for their work in "The Notebook," during the MTV Movie Awards on Saturday, June 4, 2005, in Los Angeles.


Bruce Willis and Brooke Burns stop for a brief kiss as they leave the 2003 Radio Music Awards Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 at the Aladdin Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.


Actor Adrien Brody suprises presenter Halle Berry with a kiss after he won the Oscar for best actor for his work in The Pianist at the 75th annual Academy Awards Sunday, March 23, 2003, in Los Angeles.


Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez, 31, kisses her former husband Cris Judd, 32 during a party at the Donatella Versace villa, in Moltrasio, on Lake Como, Italy, Tuesday, Oct. 2, 2001.


Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson is kissed by her boyfriend Kid Rock in the box of her host, Austrian businessman Richard Lugner during the traditional Opera Ball at the state opera in Vienna, on Thursday, Feb. 27, 2003.


Irish-born American actor Pierce Brosnan kisses his wife Keely Shaye Smith as they pose for photographers on the beach for the new James Bond film "Die Another Day" at the 55th International Film Festival in Cannes, southeastern France, Saturday, May 18,2002.


Hollywood actor Richard Gere, left, hugs and kisses Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty during and event for HIV-AIDS awareness in New Delhi, India, Sunday, April 15, 2007. The event was organized by Truckers Corporation of India Foundation and HIV-AIDS advocacy organization Heroes Project to help create awareness on unsafe sexual practices amongst the truckers community and prevention of the spread of HIV-AIDS.


American actress Melanie Griffith kisses her husband Spanish actor Antonio Banderas as they arrive at the Festival Palace at the 54th Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, Saturday, May 19, 2001.


Hong Kong film actor Jackie Chan, left, kisses Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat during an event to promote their movie "The Myth" in Bombay, India, Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2005. The movie was shot in China and India and Sherawat is cast as an Indian princesswith whom Chan's character falls in love.


Adult film actress Jenna Jameson, left, kisses her boyfriend, athlete Tito Ortiz, right, at the 2 B Free fashion show at Boulevard3 night club in Los Angeles on Monday, March 19, 2007.


Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez, 31, kisses her former husband Cris Judd, 32 during a party at the Donatella Versace villa, in Moltrasio, on Lake Como, Italy, Tuesday, Oct. 2, 2001.


Actress Julia Roberts kisses actor Denzel Washington after presenting him with the best actor award at the 74th annual Academy Awards Sunday, March 24, 2002, in Los Angeles. Washington won for his work in "Training Day."


A 1968 movie still from "The Night of the Following Day" -- Marlon Brando kisses Rita Moreno during a love scene.


Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinket-Smith share a kiss at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007, in Santa Barbara, Calif. Smith is the recipient of the festival's Modern Master Award for his career achievements in the film industry.

The "Hottie" And The "Nottie"

As sad as it is that they had to turn the "nottie" into a lanky Garbage Pail Kid for Paris Hilton to look comparatively hot, and that Hilton is so desperate for roles that she's resorted to playing a less-caricaturized version of herself, it's even sadder to learn that the plot of this is exactly what you think it would be.As sad as it is that they had to turn the "nottie" into a lanky Garbage Pail Kid for Paris Hilton to look comparatively hot, and that Hilton is so desperate for roles that she's resorted to playing a less-caricaturized version of herself, it's even sadder to learn that the plot of this is exactly what you think it would be. A guy in love with Paris Hilton hates having to deal with her hideous best friend, but eventually learns the friend has something called personality that might make up for her deformities. At least once she gets that inevitable 11th-hour makeover.

After pondering why an ugly person's legs would age so prematurely, try to figure out exactly what point the filmmakers decided the ugly makeup was "too much." I'm guessing they got somewhere between an extra limb and full-on leprosy before deciding to reel it in.

Paris Hilton 100 percent Nude

Paris Hilton, in her own unique humanitarian way, posed nude while covered in gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation, according to The Sun:

The hotel heiress posed in California’s Mojave Desert for the Rich Water Foundation, a scheme to source water from icebergs and relieve drought-hit regions.

Nobody told me Paris Hilton was made of gold. All this time we could’ve melted her down into something that’s actually useful. Like a set of golf clubs. Or solid gold hubcaps for my car if we’re really trying to make the world a better place here