Mena Suvari Butt Squeezing Moments

Mena Suvari (American Beauty) is enjoying a vacation in Miami with her boyfriend Simone Sestito (Eh?). I'm puzzled as just to where in the hell Mena got that ass from. I thought she was a midget. Does she live under power lines or something? Or, no, I got it: She was bitten by a radioactive Kim Kardashian. Yes, of course, that seems more likely. *strokes beard* I should be a doctor. Wait, I don't have a beard oh God Cindy I'm sorry. Uh, how's my favorite HR gal doing today? Still competing in the lumberjack games I'm getting sued aren't I? Fantastic.

More Flowered Dresses for Spring

A wonderful selection of gorgeous spring flowered dresses as featured in February Allure


 Cocktail Dresses

Belted silk taffeta dress and lace-and-leather pumps with wood heels by Elie Saab. Slik dress and patent-leather belt and sandals by Gucci. Makeup colors: Kohl eye pencil in black gold, cheek color in Azelea, and lip stain in Shy Pink by laura Mercier. Nail lacquer in Orange You Cute? by Sally Hansen.

Pleated Bodice

Silk dress by Missoni . Tulle Hat by Louis Vuitton. Slik Taffeta flowers from M&J Trimming. Brace bracelet with vintage beads and rhinestones from Subversive Jewelry bu Justin Giunta. Makeup Colors: Colorscope eye color in Marine, Blush More or Less Creamy Cheek Color in Thai Orchid and ColorScope Lipcolor in Pink Dahlia by prescriptives.






Ruffled Layers

Wool Turtleneck and silk georgette skirt by John Galliano. Silk Polyester hat by James Coviello. Silk taffeta flowers from M&J Trimming. Silk gorgette dress by John Galliano. Silk-and-satin-organza hat by Christina A. Moore. Makeup Colors: 5-color eyeshadow in Night Dust, DiorShow Powder in Catwalk Pink, and Dior-Addict Ultra-Shine lipcolor in Shiniest Beige by Dior. Enamel in Orange-A-Peel by CND. Nail Lacquer in Bobn Bon by Orly



Andrea Nicole Baker