Britney Spears And Heidi Montag Are “Dramatic” Geniuses

You all know that music is my first love. I was a musician long before I was a Pulitzer Prize winning tits and ass writer. And every so often I’ll hear something so remarkable that I feel the need to share with you. Today that comes in the form of a Britney Spears and Heidi Montag duet. Yes, you heard me right! A duet! And it’s brilliantly bad. So bad, it’s borderline genius! That’s what happens when you put together two nutjobs! Anyway, I look forward to seeing the video, because if Heidi’s last music video was any indication, this one is going to be hot!

Drew Barrymore Hits The Beach In A Tiny Bikini With Her New Love Chap

Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore has continued her 33rd birthday celebrations with a romantic getaway to Mexico with her new love Justin Long.

The star, who had earlier slipped into a skimpy plum coloured bikini, frolicked along the foreshore with her Live Free or Die Hard boyfriend by her side.



The pair are said to be staying at a back-to-basics $100-a-night beach resort, with simple thatched-roof huts without television or phones.

Drew recently revealed she's thoroughly enjoying her blissful new romance, telling Vogue: "My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy."

It appears the feeling is mutual, with Justin replying in turn: "She makes my cheeks hurt, too."

Asked what comes to mind when he thinks of Drew, Justin has said: "Beauty and light, and she shines it on everybody who comes into contact with her."



The holiday wraps up more than a week of celebrations for the Charlie's Angels' actress, who rang in her official Febraury 22 bithday with a private party at West Hollywood's Soho House with Justin and best friend Cameron Diaz.

Drew and Justin have known each other for seven years, but they began dating last August after meeting again on the set of the movie adaptation of best-selling book He's Just Not That Into You.

It's Drew's first relationship since splitting from long-term love, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti last year.

The former wild child has been married twice before - she parted ways from her first husband, bar owner Jeremy Thomas, after just five weeks, while second husband comedian Tom Green filed for divorce after five months.